Nintendo Anounces Second Batch Of NES Classics

DID YOU KNOW? NINTENDO ANNOUNCES SECOND SERIES OF CLASSIC NES GAMES – ALL FOR ME

When you get right down to it, these games are all about me. It’s the 1980s – the “Me” decade, ladies and gentlemen, and everyone who’s anyone will have a full complement of Nintendo’s Classic NES Series 2 games made for Game Boy Advance. I know I already do. These four titles, each sold at an affordable MSRP of $19.99, show the world that you’re a major player. You work hard and you play hard. Let’s look at the collection:

Dr. Mario: A massive virus outbreak can only be solved in one way: Throw a bunch of pills at the problem. When you’re unwinding after shopping for luxury cars with a friend, compete head-to-head using a Game Boy Advance Wireless Adapter or the Game Boy Advance Game Link cable.

Metroid: The original side-scrolling adventure featuring badass bounty-hunting babe Samus Aran. She can bring home the bacon and disintegrate it with her Plasma Beam.

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link: You swing a sword and rescue a princess. Put simply, Link could buy and sell you.

Castlevania: Mummies, bats and zombies try to prevent you from undoing a curse in this classic adventure from Konami. Think of it as a rough day on the trading floor, except you have a magic whip.

So if you want to be seen as a purveyor of the finer things in life, collect all four. I did, and look how cool I am. If you want them gold plated, you’ll have to do that yourself.